"AHOY! Storm's a'brewin' from the west out to sea! Make fer cover 'less yeh wanna go BELLY-UP!"
The young female grinned to herself as she made the demand to no one in particular. Actually, no one was around, which is precisely why she let her inner child out to play. Obviously, there weren't any dark, menacing clouds threatening to unleash their fury upon the land. In fact, it was a clear blue day with the sun beating down on the earth below. But, this is why some excitement needed to be made. What fun was a clear day? There weren't any blustering winds trying to knock you flying or giant blades of electricity shooting down from the sky to zap you to a crisp. Nope, the sun was all that remained, trying to melt you into a sad puddle on the ground. Boooriiiing.
The red girl needed to keep her mind preoccupied somehow while she did navigator duties, though. If not, it could get rather dull if it only consisted of exploring the territory. By now, she's seen most of Tortuga's empire, but that didn't stop her from having her own little adventures.
Chuckling, she turned from the open sea and headed back into the jungle, a streak of red among green. Her streamlined body easily zipped and zigzagged through the dense foliage, her heart pumping adrenaline through her blood as the greenery turned into a blur. This is what she lived for, that feeling of pure energy coursing through her veins, a sense of danger and excitement around every corner. Speaking of which....
Bright green eyes widened as she skidded to a halt. "OI! We got a great beastie in our midst!" Before her stood a great, lumbering bear, jaws salivating, eyes blazing with fury as it charged towards her. Ira leaped sideways, narrowly dodging contact with those slavering canines. Once her paws connected with the earth again, she spun around, facing the bear again. It turned to meet her, red eyes aglow with a ferocious fire. The red girl grinned as she leaped away and charged towards a tree. Kicking off with her hind-legs, she jumped at the tree, four paws greeting the bark before pushing off, whirling her body around as she launched herself at the bear. A mighty roar erupted from the bear's throat as Ira landed on its head. She aimed her jaws toward an ear, and her aim was true. Sharp canines clasped around one of the bear's round ears and pulled until a satisfying glint of red spurt forth, the ear having been relieved of the giant's head as the lass ripped it away. The monster bellowed in pain and fury, tossing its head to try and rid itself of the attacker. Oh, but it wouldn't do. The attacker was just too strong!
"Yeh shall RUE the day yeh messed with me, Beastie!" With another well aimed strike, a forepaw came down on one of the bear's eyes. Claws sliced, and that eye was diced. Another guttural roar issued from that mighty throat, and the bear was off, Ira riding atop its back.
"AHA! WHAT A RIGHT FIX YEH GOT YERSELF INTO, BEASTIE! NOW, ONWARD TOWARD YER DOOM!" The girl hooped, hollered, and cackled in pure joy as she was carried forth by the monster, the forest a huge green blur as they whizzed by. It was a wonder they didn't crash into anythi-
...Uh oh.
Ira leapt forth, throwing herself sideways off the burly beast before the big oaf charged headlong into a tree, knocking itself stupid. It turned slowly on the spot, head lulling as its world spun around it, drool stringing from its agape mouth. Finally, it succumbed to its fate and collapsed with a thud, dust billowing up in its wake. The red female got to her feet, having tumbled and slid across the ground from her rapid exit atop the monster, and with yet another grin upon her maw, she trotted forward with a skip in her step. She climbed onto the downed bear, head held high.
"On this day, the mighty beastie has been thwarted! The empire remains impregnable from its hell-bent fury!" Jumping down from the bear, she gave another hearty chuckle as she turned to gaze upon her handy-work.
Alas, no bear was there to be seen.
The land was once again safe from Ira's crazy imaginings.
Shaking the dust and grime from her pelt, she cleared her throat and looked around. Yes, the task at hand. It was always rejuvenating to take a break now and then, but now it was time to get back to work. She still needed to explore and learn all she could about the territory.
Right, carry on.